Q: Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because they're suckers.
Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A: A father in law.
Q: What kind of photos to teeth take?
Jokes about air conditioners?
Not a fan.
Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?
A: When the punchline becomes apparent.
Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.
Turns out it needed to vent.
Q: Where do the poor meatballs live?
A: The sphaghetto!