What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.

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Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: The sea weed.

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Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.

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Q: What is brown and sounds like a bell?
A: Dung!

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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Q: What do you call it when a shoemaker drops his vegetables?
A: Corn on the cobbler!

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Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

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