Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!
Dishes a bad joke
Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!
Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.
Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.
Q: What do you call it when a shoemaker drops his vegetables?
A: Corn on the cobbler!