Q: Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because they're suckers.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
A: Nevermind, it's too dirty.

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Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A: A father in law.

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Q: What kind of photos to teeth take?
A: Toothpics!

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I was going to tell a joke about fishing...
but I forgot the line.

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Jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

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Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?
A: When the punchline becomes apparent.

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Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A: A labracadabrador.

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Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.

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Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.

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I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

Turns out it needed to vent.

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Q: Where do the poor meatballs live?
A: The sphaghetto!

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