Knock Knock

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo!

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Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.

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Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.

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I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

Turns out it needed to vent.

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Q: Where do the poor meatballs live?
A: The sphaghetto!

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Q: Why don't people like goats?
A: Because they think they are the greatest of all time.

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Déjà MOO - The feeling you've heard this BULL before.

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Q: What did the sweet potato wear to bed?
A: His pa-yam-as.

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Q: Where can you find chicken broth in bulk?
A: The stock market.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus

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