Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop!
Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!
Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.
Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.
Q: What is brown and sounds like a bell?
Q: What do you call it when a shoemaker drops his vegetables?
A: Corn on the cobbler!
Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.