20 Corny Knock Knock Jokes

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These knock knock jokes are so corny we had to make a special page for them. Here are 20 of the most corny knock knock jokes ever.

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Ahh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

  2. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel.

  3. Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you!

  4. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nana.
    Nana who?
    Nana your business.

  5. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking for 15 minutes.

  6. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

  7. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Avenue
    Avenue who?
    Avenue heard this joke before?

  8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    Your welcome!

  9. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Atch
    Atch who?
    Bless you!

  10. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Cows go
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moo!

  11. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Cereal
    Cereal who?
    Cereal pleasure to meet you!

  12. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    WOW. A talking owl!

  13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Arfur.
    Arfur who?
    Arfur got!

  14. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?

  15. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Adore
    Adore who?
    A door stands between us, open up!

  16. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Water
    Water who?
    Water you doing?

  17. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Jamaican
    Jamaican who?
    Jamaican me crazy!

  18. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    You sure are excited to see me!

  19. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Isabell.
    Isabell who?
    Is a bell working?

  20. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Sherwood
    Sherwood who?
    Sure would like you to open the door!



If you know of any really corny knock knock jokes please share them in the comments section.