Corny Jokes With Images

Here are all the corny jokes that have an image.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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Q: What do you call a retired cowboy?
A: Deranged.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

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