Corny Jokes With Images

Here are all the corny jokes that have an image.

Q: Where does a bee sit?
A: On its bee-hind.

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Q: What did the crow use to break into a car?
A: A crowbar.

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”

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Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: The baa-baa shop.

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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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Q: What do you call a retired cowboy?
A: Deranged.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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