Corny Jokes With Images

Here are all the corny jokes that have an image.

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

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How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

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What did the pirate say on his 89th birthday? Aye matey.

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What did the chip say to the cheese that was caught stealing? "Hey, that's nachos!"

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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