Jokes for Kids

Kids Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes



Knock knock.Old Lady
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!


Knock knock.Impatient Cow
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!


Knock knock.Cry Baby
Who’ there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.


Knock knock. Teddy Bear
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!


Knock knock.Magic Hat
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Funny Jokes & Riddles




Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!


Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!


Q: What’s the slipperiest country?
A: Greece!


Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!


Q: What is the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-hurty.


Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus.


Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!


Q: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crumby.


Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!


Q: Why don’t honest people need beds?
A: They don’t lie.

Laughing
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.


Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!


Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a little boogie into it.


Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!


Q: What did one ocean say to the other?
A: Nothing. It just waved.


Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!


Q: What did the boat say to the pier?
A: What’s up, dock?


Q: What do envelopes say when you lick them?
A: Nothing, it shuts them up!


Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!


Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.


Our Favorite Kids Joke


Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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