Knock Knock Jokes
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Funny Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What’s the slipperiest country?
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus.
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crumby.
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!
Q: Why don’t honest people need beds?
A: They don’t lie.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a little boogie into it.
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!
Q: What did one ocean say to the other?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: What did the boat say to the pier?
A: What’s up, dock?
Q: What do envelopes say when you lick them?
A: Nothing, it shuts them up!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
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