Jokes for Kids

Kids Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.Old Lady
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock.Impatient Cow
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…

Knock knock.Cry Baby
Who’ there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock knock. Teddy Bear
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock knock.Magic Hat
Who’s there?
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Funny Jokes & Riddles

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!

Q: What’s the slipperiest country?
A: Greece!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What is the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-hurty.

Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus.

Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crumby.

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!

Q: Why don’t honest people need beds?
A: They don’t lie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a little boogie into it.

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!

Q: What did one ocean say to the other?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

Q: What did the boat say to the pier?
A: What’s up, dock?

Q: What do envelopes say when you lick them?
A: Nothing, it shuts them up!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

Our Favorite Kids Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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