Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus

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Q: What is the difference between girl spaghetti and man spaghetti?
A: Meatballs.

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Q: Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells?
B: Because she out grew out of B-shells.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine?
A: It didn't go down well.

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Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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Ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make America Grate Again.

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Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner?
A: A cold shoulder.

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