A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Q: What is the difference between girl spaghetti and man spaghetti?
Q: Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells?
B: Because she out grew out of B-shells.
Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner?
A: A cold shoulder.
Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!
Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?