Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine?
A: It didn't go down well.

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Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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Ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make America Grate Again.

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Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner?
A: A cold shoulder.

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Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana is that called canabananalism?

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Q: Why did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
A: He owed them a lot of dough!

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