Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "excuse me sir, but there is a steering wheel on your belt." The pirate responds, "argh they're drivin' me nuts."

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Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: Want a piece of me

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Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: "You go ahead, I'll just hang around".

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A: The trombone.

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Q: What did the world say to the sun?
A: See ya 'round!

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Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
A: Boo-Bees!

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: What kind of music does the president listen to?
A: Country music.

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