Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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A giraffe walks into a bar and goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender asks his customers, "what's that lyin' there?" The customers reply "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

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Q: How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
A: It has buoys and gulls.

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Q: What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
A: One is USA and the other is USB.

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Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "excuse me sir, but there is a steering wheel on your belt." The pirate responds, "argh they're drivin' me nuts."

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Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: Want a piece of me

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Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: "You go ahead, I'll just hang around".

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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