What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.

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Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: "You go ahead, I'll just hang around".

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A: The trombone.

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Q: What did the world say to the sun?
A: See ya 'round!

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Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
A: Boo-Bees!

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: What kind of music does the president listen to?
A: Country music.

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Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!

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Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A: A cat-tastrophe

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Q: How do you find will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for Fresh Prince.

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