Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!
Q: How do you find will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for Fresh Prince.
Four friends are touring Europe. One is English, one is French, another is Spanish, and the last is from Germany. The four friends are in Paris, and see a large crowd gathering around a street performer. They all crane their necks to see the street performer, but can't seem to get a view. The performer notices the men, and stands on a box. He yells out "Can you gents in the back see me alright?" The friends respond: Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.
So a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says hey did you know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper said "You have a drink named George!"
Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!
Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!
Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?