Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

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Four friends are touring Europe. One is English, one is French, another is Spanish, and the last is from Germany. The four friends are in Paris, and see a large crowd gathering around a street performer. They all crane their necks to see the street performer, but can't seem to get a view. The performer notices the men, and stands on a box. He yells out "Can you gents in the back see me alright?" The friends respond: Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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So a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says hey did you know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper said "You have a drink named George!"

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!

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Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
A: Slugs

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!

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Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.

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