Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.
So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.
Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!
Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!
Do you watch star wars?
Because Yoda one for me.