Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!
Do you watch star wars?
Because Yoda one for me.
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!
Q: What do you call a baby queen from England?
A: Lady Gaga!