Q: What do Disney characters ride on?
A: A Minnie Van!
Four friends are touring Europe. One is English, one is French, another is Spanish, and the last is from Germany. The four friends are in Paris, and see a large crowd gathering around a street performer. They all crane their necks to see the street performer, but can't seem to get a view. The performer notices the men, and stands on a box. He yells out "Can you gents in the back see me alright?" The friends respond: Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.
So a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says hey did you know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper said "You have a drink named George!"
Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!
Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!
Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!
Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.