Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
A: Nuttin!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

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Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water

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Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!

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Q: Why did the worm go to the alphabet store?
A: He needed a pair of i's.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder

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Q: What do you call a mound of cats:
A: A meowtain.
You have got to be kitten me right meow!

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Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.

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