Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he was fond of his honey!

Corniness: 

Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

Corniness: 

Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

Corniness: 

Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

Corniness: 

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

Corniness: 

Do you watch star wars?
Because Yoda one for me.

Corniness: 

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!

Corniness: 

Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Corniness: 

Q: What do you call a baby queen from England?
A: Lady Gaga!

Corniness: 

Q: Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
A: Because he was using fowl language!

Corniness: 

The time traveler was still hungry after he took his last bite. So he went back four seconds.

Corniness: 

Pages

Subscribe to Really Corny Jokes RSS