Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?
A: Nothing, they fast.

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So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.

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Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
A: Dino-sore!

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Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

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Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Do you watch star wars?
Because Yoda one for me.

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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!

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