A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
A: Slugs

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!

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Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.

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Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?
A: Nothing, they fast.

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So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.

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Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
A: Dino-sore!

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Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

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Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

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