Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you"?
Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.
Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!
Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?
His wife accused him of "cheating"!