Q: Why did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
A: He owed them a lot of dough!
Q: Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
A: He was a numbskull.
Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a shrimp with breast implants?
A. One is a crusty bus station, while the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: What streets do ghosts live on?
A: Dead Ends!
Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed!
Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!