Q: Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
A: Because he was using fowl language!

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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Q: Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
A: He was a numbskull.

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Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a shrimp with breast implants?
A. One is a crusty bus station, while the other is a busty crustacean.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: What streets do ghosts live on?
A: Dead Ends!

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed!

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Q: What did the painting say to the wall?
A: I go you covered.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

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