Four friends are touring Europe. One is English, one is French, another is Spanish, and the last is from Germany. The four friends are in Paris, and see a large crowd gathering around a street performer. They all crane their necks to see the street performer, but can't seem to get a view. The performer notices the men, and stands on a box. He yells out "Can you gents in the back see me alright?" The friends respond: Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed!
Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!
Dishes a bad joke
Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!
Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.
Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.