Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Q: What streets do ghosts live on?
A: Dead Ends!

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed!

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Q: What did the painting say to the wall?
A: I go you covered.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

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Q: What is it called when Batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: The sea weed.

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Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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