Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you"?
Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!
Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?
His wife accused him of "cheating"!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!