Q: What streets do ghosts live on?
A: Dead Ends!
Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed!
Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!
Dishes a bad joke
Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!
Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.