Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Q: What do you call a pretty ghost?
A: BOOtiful

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Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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