Q: What do you call a man lying down in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel

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Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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Q: What do you call it when a shoemaker drops his vegetables?
A: Corn on the cobbler!

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Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

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Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
A: Shur-he-can!

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Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!

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Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!

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Q:What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
A: Aerial

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