Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Corniness: 

Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

Corniness: 

Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
A: Shur-he-can!

Corniness: 

Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!

Corniness: 

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!

Corniness: 

Q:What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
A: Aerial

Corniness: 

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!

Corniness: 

Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?

His wife accused him of "cheating"!

Corniness: 

I feel sorry for shopping carts, they are always getting pushed around!

Corniness: 

Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: Hoodini!

Corniness: 

Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

Corniness: 

Pages

Subscribe to Really Corny Jokes RSS