The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
Q: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill.
First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Q: Why was the pencil in the toilet?
A: It was a #2
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
A: Because it was embarrassed to be changing in the middle of the street!
Q: What does Snoop Dogg wash his clothes with?