Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
A: Because it was embarrassed to be changing in the middle of the street!

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Q: What does Snoop Dogg wash his clothes with?
A: Blee-ach.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right were you left it.

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Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: You stay here. I'll go on a-head!

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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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Q: Where does a bee sit?
A: On its bee-hind.

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The digital clock looked at his analog mom and said: “look mom, no hands!”

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to!

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