Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Cause then it would be a foot!

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It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

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Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall?
A: Art.

Q: What do you call his arms and legs?
Q: Pieces of Art.

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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, how much for a beer? The bartender replies, for you, no charge.

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Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

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Q: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill.

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