Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall?
Q: What do you call his arms and legs?
Q: Pieces of Art.
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, how much for a beer? The bartender replies, for you, no charge.
Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
Q: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill.
First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear?