Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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Q: Where does a bee sit?
A: On its bee-hind.

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The digital clock looked at his analog mom and said: “look mom, no hands!”

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to!

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Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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Q: What goes "ha ha ha ha, *thump*?
A: Someone laughing their head off.

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Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off

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Q: What did the crow use to break into a car?
A: A crowbar.

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
A: Microwaves!

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