Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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Q: What goes "ha ha ha ha, *thump*?
A: Someone laughing their head off.

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Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off

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Q: What did the crow use to break into a car?
A: A crowbar.

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
A: Microwaves!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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