Q: How did the big mountain know the little mountain was fibbing?
A: Because it was only a bluff.

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Q: What did the crow use to break into a car?
A: A crowbar.

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
A: Microwaves!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: The baa-baa shop.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q: Why does waldo wear stripes?
A: Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

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