Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path

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Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

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I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Q: Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn’t concentrate

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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