Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Q: Why does waldo wear stripes?
A: Because he doesn’t want to be spotted
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.
Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!
I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Q: Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn’t concentrate
Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.