Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

Corniness: 

Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: The baa-baa shop.

Corniness: 

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

Corniness: 

Q: Why does waldo wear stripes?
A: Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

Corniness: 

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

Corniness: 

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path

Corniness: 

Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

Corniness: 

I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

Corniness: 

Q: Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn’t concentrate

Corniness: 

Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

Corniness: 

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.

Corniness: 

Pages

Subscribe to Really Corny Jokes RSS