I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity.

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Q: Why does waldo wear stripes?
A: Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: The baa-baa shop.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q: Why does waldo wear stripes?
A: Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path

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Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

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