A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.

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Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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Q: How do you find a spider in the Internet?
A: Check out his web site.

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Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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