I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!
I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Q: Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn’t concentrate
Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"
What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?