Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.

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Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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Q: How do you find a spider in the Internet?
A: Check out his web site.

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Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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