First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.
Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!
Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Q: How do you find a spider in the Internet?
A: Check out his web site.
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!
Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.