Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"
What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.
Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!
Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?