Q: Which room do the skeletons hate the most?
A: The living room.

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Q: Who is the king of stationery?
A: The ruler!

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I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Q: Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn’t concentrate

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.

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Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!

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