A giraffe walks into a bar and goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender asks his customers, "what's that lyin' there?" The customers reply "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.
Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!
Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Q: How do you find a spider in the Internet?
A: Check out his web site.
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!
Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.
Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?