Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
Q: What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
A: Post Office
Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.