Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!

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Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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Q: How do you find a spider in the Internet?
A: Check out his web site.

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Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?

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Did you hear the news about the corduroy pillows?
They made headlines.

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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