Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yah
Yah Who?
Yahoo, lets Party!

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Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.

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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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