Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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Q: Why is Peter Pan always in flight?
A: Because he Neverlands

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

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Q: What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
A: Post Office

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Q: What do you call a retired cowboy?
A: Deranged.

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Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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