Q: Why could the bee not hear what people were saying?
A: He had wax in his ears.

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Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.

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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

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Q: What is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
A: Wrong.

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Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.

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