Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: What would a fly be called if it didn’t have wings?
A: A walk.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

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Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

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Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?
A: Mushrooms

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.

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Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
A: Slippers

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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