Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth, it's pasteurized before you even see it.

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

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Q: What is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
A: Wrong.

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Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.

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Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

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A man took his date to a zoo. They were disappointed to find that it only contained one animal: a dog.
It was a shitzu.

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Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

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Q: What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A: Close the door I am dressing!

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.

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