We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.
Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.