Q: Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

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Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary.

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes?
He burped 7-Up.

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Q: What would a fly be called if it didn’t have wings?
A: A walk.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

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Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

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Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?
A: Mushrooms

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!

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