Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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Q: What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A: Close the door I am dressing!

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.

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Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary.

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes?
He burped 7-Up.

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Q: What would a fly be called if it didn’t have wings?
A: A walk.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

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Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

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