Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.
Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?
Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!
Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.
Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Q: What'd the lamp say to the man?
A: Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.