Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.
Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Q: What'd the lamp say to the man?
A: Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.
Q: How does Moses make tea?
A: Hebrews it.
Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantalope.
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Q: Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
A: Because the both thought they were right.
Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
A: He was too far out.
Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!