Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him... A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge

A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.

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Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
A: De-hyde-rated!

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.

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