Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!
Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge
A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket
Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.
Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.
Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.