Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella? In case it drizzles.

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Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!

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Q:What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
A: Aerial

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!

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Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?

His wife accused him of "cheating"!

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I feel sorry for shopping carts, they are always getting pushed around!

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Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: Hoodini!

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Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge

A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket

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