Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!
Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?
His wife accused him of "cheating"!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!
Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!
Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge
A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket