A man took his date to a zoo. They were disappointed to find that it only contained one animal: a dog.
It was a shitzu.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!

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Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
A. Dogerpillars!

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Q: How do you flatten a ghost?
A: Use a spirit level.

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Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?
A: The outlet mall.

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: What did they do with the cow that learned the whole Bible?
A: Put it out to Pastor!

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man

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Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipses it!

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