I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.
Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.
Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!
Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell