Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
A: He was too far out.

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Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!

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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A: Wataaaaah!

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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