Q: Why does waldo wear stripes?
A: Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

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A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that." The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Memphis". The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis."

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.

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Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
A: Slippers

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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Q: What'd the lamp say to the man?

A: Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.

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Q: How does Moses make tea?
A: Hebrews it.

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Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantalope.

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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue

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Q: Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
A: Because the both thought they were right.

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Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
A: He was too far out.

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Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!

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