Q: Why do fish make bad guitars?
A: Cause you can't tuna fish!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry it's only a joke.

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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A: Wataaaaah!

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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