Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.
Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.
Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.
Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.