Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!
Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell
A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: How do you flatten a ghost?
A: Use a spirit level.
Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?
A: The outlet mall.