Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: What did they do with the cow that learned the whole Bible?
A: Put it out to Pastor!

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man

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Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipses it!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q. What Crime did the tree commit?
A. Treeson.

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Q: What do you call a young locomotive?
A: A Trainee

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.

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