Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!
Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!
Q: What did they do with the cow that learned the whole Bible?
A: Put it out to Pastor!
Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man
Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipses it!
Q. What Crime did the tree commit?
Q: What do you call a young locomotive?
A: A Trainee
Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.