Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!

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Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: Why could the bee not hear what people were saying?
A: He had wax in his ears.

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Q: What did one pair of jeans say to the other pair?
A: That's JEANius!

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!

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Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.

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