Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!
Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.
Q: What do you call something that lives in the water and works fast?
A giraffe walks into a bar and goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender asks his customers, "what's that lyin' there?" The customers reply "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
Q: What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
A: One is USA and the other is USB.
Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".