A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
Q: Why could the bee not hear what people were saying?
A: He had wax in his ears.
I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.
Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.
Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!
Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.