Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!

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Q: What did the pickle say to impress the ladies?
A: I'm kinda a big Dill.

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Q: What is it called when Batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: What would you call this country if everyone had a pink car?
A: A pink carnation!

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Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: They were in a jam.

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Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk?
A: A milk dud.

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A man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...

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Q: Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.

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