Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: What did the world say to the sun?
A: See ya 'round!

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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Q: Why could the bee not hear what people were saying?
A: He had wax in his ears.

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Q: What do you call a lying frog?
A: An AmFIBian!

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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ... "Darn".
A bad skydiver goes "Darn" ... WHACK!

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