Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms in here.” The mushroom replies, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”

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The digital clock looked at his analog mom and said: “look mom, no hands!”

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Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: It gets toad!

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Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt.
A: Runway inflation!

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Two bagels are walking down the street, One was a salted.

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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: Why did the pirate go to law school?
A: To pass the baarrr.

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