A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.
Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!
Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.
Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.