Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it really hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ... "Darn".
A bad skydiver goes "Darn" ... WHACK!

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Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?

His wife accused him of "cheating"!

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There once was a girl named Sally who was born with no arms.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Not Sally!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

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