Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantalope.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Q: On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
A: The outside.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms!

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Q: What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
A: H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Q: Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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