Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella? In case it drizzles.

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Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
A: Shur-he-can!

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!

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Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
A: Bark

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

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