Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms in here.” The mushroom replies, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”
The digital clock looked at his analog mom and said: “look mom, no hands!”
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: It gets toad!
Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt.
A: Runway inflation!
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"
Q: Why did the pirate go to law school?
A: To pass the baarrr.