Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He ate his dinner before it was cool.

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Road trip? Alpaca my bags.

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Q: On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
A: The outside.

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

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Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.

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Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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