A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it really hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.
Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ... "Darn".
A bad skydiver goes "Darn" ... WHACK!
Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?
His wife accused him of "cheating"!
There once was a girl named Sally who was born with no arms.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.