Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
I like wearing my boots when dying Easter eggs, just so I can say, I dyed with my boots on.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
Q:What do you call a man with one leg?
Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
Q: Who is the king of stationery?
A: The ruler!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.
You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.