Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q: Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn’t concentrate

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Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.

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Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

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Q: On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
A: The outside.

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I feel sorry for shopping carts, they are always getting pushed around!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink.

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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