Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make America Grate Again.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
A: Nevermind, it's too dirty.

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I like wearing my boots when dying Easter eggs, just so I can say, I dyed with my boots on.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
A: Bob.

Q:What do you call a man with one leg?
A: Neil.

Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
A: Eileen.

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Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
A: Shur-he-can!

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Q: Who is the king of stationery?
A: The ruler!

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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