Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!

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Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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Q: What would a fly be called if it didn’t have wings?
A: A walk.

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Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!

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Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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Q: Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because they're suckers.

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I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

Turns out it needed to vent.

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Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
A: I wanna get a head!

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