Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Q: Why are movies stars so cool?
A: Because the have a lot of fans.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

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Q: What is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
A: Wrong.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
A: Nevermind, it's too dirty.

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