Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
A: Boo-Bees!

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Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!

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I'm a commodian. Life of the potty.

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Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he was fond of his honey!

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Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
A: Bark

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

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Have you every heard of a music group called cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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