Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!

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Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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