Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: Want a piece of me

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea-weed

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

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Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.

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Q: Why do tennis players never get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.

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Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Q: What did the painting say to the wall?
A: I go you covered.

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Q: What do Disney characters ride on?
A: A Minnie Van!

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