Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He ate his dinner before it was cool.

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Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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I feel sorry for shopping carts, they are always getting pushed around!

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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

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A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
A: Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink.

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