Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Q: What's a didgeridoo?
A: Whatever it wants to.

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Q: Which room do the skeletons hate the most?
A: The living room.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.

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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

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