Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a bathroom full of octopi?
A: Octupied.

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Q: What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
A: H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.

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Q: What did the crow use to break into a car?
A: A crowbar.

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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Q: How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
A: It has buoys and gulls.

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So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.

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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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