Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.
Q: Why do tennis players never get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.
Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!
Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.
Q: What do Disney characters ride on?
A: A Minnie Van!