Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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When do you have the right to scold your coffee? When you have more than sufficient grounds.

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Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wa.
Wa who?
See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q: What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
A: Post Office

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Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.

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