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Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?
What do you call a fake noodle?
See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
A: Post Office
Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.