Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
A: Boo-Bees!

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him... A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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I like wearing my boots when dying Easter eggs, just so I can say, I dyed with my boots on.

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Q: What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
A: H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?
A: The outlet mall.

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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