Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!

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Q: What did the crow use to break into a car?
A: A crowbar.

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Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.

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What did the pirate say on his 89th birthday? Aye matey.

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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A: A can't opener.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Q: How do pigs get to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance!

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Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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