Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.

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Q: What do you call a cat with no legs?
A: Dogfood.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

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Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: The sea weed.

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A: Wataaaaah!

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