Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.

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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: It was soda pressing!

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Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: The baa-baa shop.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Q: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill.

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Q: What did they do with the cow that learned the whole Bible?
A: Put it out to Pastor!

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Q: Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

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Q: What did the boxer say the answer to 6+6 was?
A: A One-Two combination!

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