Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Do you watch star wars?
Because Yoda one for me.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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Q: What did one pair of jeans say to the other pair?
A: That's JEANius!

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Q: Why did the pirate go to law school?
A: To pass the baarrr.

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: you put a boogie in it!

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

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