Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.
Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.
Q: What do you call a cat with no legs?
Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!
Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?