Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a cow with Tourette Syndrome?
A: Beef jerky.

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Q: Why is Peter Pan always in flight?
A: Because he Neverlands

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Did you hear about the race between those two lions?

The second lion won by elimination. The first lion was a cheetah.

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Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
A: Dino-sore!

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Q: What do you call a man lying down in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel

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Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!

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Person A: I heard that Beethoven died due to lead poisoning.
Person B: Wow, I never knew that he did heavy metal.

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Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus

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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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