Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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Q: What do they drink in Karate class?
A: Whaaa Taaa

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Have you every heard of a music group called cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.

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Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
A: Shur-he-can!

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”

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I know a lady who has 500 cats. You've got to be kitten me.

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Q: What did the world say to the sun?
A: See ya 'round!

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Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?
A: Get bent!

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Q: What do you call something that lives in the water and works fast?
A: E-FISH-ent

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