Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

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Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.

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Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.

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Q: Do you know whats really odd?
A: Just about every other number.

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Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantalope.

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Q: What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
A: Post Office

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