Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


A seal walked into a club.

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Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!

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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

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Q: Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.

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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles.

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Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man

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Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to!

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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