Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q: Why is Peter Pan always in flight?
A: Because he Neverlands

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A: A can't opener.

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Q: What is it called when Batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A: Close the door I am dressing!

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Q: What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
A: One is USA and the other is USB.

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Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!

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Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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