A seal walked into a club.
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
Q: Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to!