Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always in flight?
A: Because he Neverlands
Q: What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A: Close the door I am dressing!
Q: What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
A: One is USA and the other is USB.
Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!
Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!