A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50 Cent.
Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!
Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.
Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
Q: What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.
Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.