Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles.

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Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
A. Dogerpillars!

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Q: Why is Peter Pan always in flight?
A: Because he Neverlands

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

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Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You're to young to smoke.

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What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.

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Q: What goes "ha ha ha ha, *thump*?
A: Someone laughing their head off.

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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