Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why was the pencil in the toilet?
A: It was a #2

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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A man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary.

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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: It was soda pressing!

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Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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