Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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Q: Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50 Cent.

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Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

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Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.

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Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

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Q: What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

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Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

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Knock Knock
Who's There

Cows go...
Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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