Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: The sea weed.

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Q: Does the Trix bunny eat Trix?
A: Of course he does! Where do you think Cocoa Puffs come from?

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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A man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.

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Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?
A: Mushrooms

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