Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a shot of whiskey and a beer for the road."

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What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary? Wrong.

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Knock Knock
Who's There

Cows go...
Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

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