Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Does the Trix bunny eat Trix?
A: Of course he does! Where do you think Cocoa Puffs come from?
Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"
No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.
Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?