Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

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Q: Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
A: Because the both thought they were right.

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: What is the last thing Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
A: Two test tickles.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
A: Bob.

Q:What do you call a man with one leg?
A: Neil.

Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
A: Eileen.

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Q: Which room do the skeletons hate the most?
A: The living room.

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Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You're to young to smoke.

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Q: Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A: I can't tell it, it's too cheesy.

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Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
A: Bark

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because the peel.

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