Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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What would a bear be without bees? Ears.

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If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana is that called canabananalism?

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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