Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!

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Q: How is a piece of gum like a sneeze?
A: Its a chew!

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Q: What did the ghost say to the bee?
A: BOO BEE!

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Q: What'd the lamp say to the man?

A: Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.

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Q: What you call a man with spade on his head?
A: Doug.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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