Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

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How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!

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How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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