Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why do tennis players never get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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Q: What did the boxer say the answer to 6+6 was?
A: A One-Two combination!

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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: It was soda pressing!

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Q: Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.

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Q: What would you call this country if everyone had a pink car?
A: A pink carnation!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall?
A: Art.

Q: What do you call his arms and legs?
Q: Pieces of Art.

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.

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