Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue

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Q: What would you call this country if everyone had a pink car?
A: A pink carnation!

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A three legged dog walks into a old west bar and shouts "I am looking for the man that shot my paw".

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Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
A: He was too far out.

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Q: What did one pair of jeans say to the other pair?
A: That's JEANius!

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A man took his date to a zoo. They were disappointed to find that it only contained one animal: a dog.
It was a shitzu.

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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ... "Darn".
A bad skydiver goes "Darn" ... WHACK!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall?
A: Art.

Q: What do you call his arms and legs?
Q: Pieces of Art.

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Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he was fond of his honey!

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Are you google? Becuase you have everything I'm searching for.

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