Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ... "Darn".
A bad skydiver goes "Darn" ... WHACK!
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop
Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.