Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ... "Darn".
A bad skydiver goes "Darn" ... WHACK!

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

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Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
A: Nevermind, it's too dirty.

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Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
A. Dogerpillars!

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