Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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Q: Why did the musician get put in jail?
A: Cause he got in too much trebble!

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Déjà MOO - The feeling you've heard this BULL before.

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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a shot of whiskey and a beer for the road."

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Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!

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Did you invent the airplane?
Because you seem Wright for me.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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