Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!
How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!
Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.