Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
A: It has buoys and gulls.

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Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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