Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
A: Stay out of those places!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!
Q: Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.
Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
A: I wanna get a head!
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?