Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!

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First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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Well that didn't escalate at all.

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Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You're to young to smoke.

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
A: Slippers

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Knock Knock
Who's There

Cows go...
Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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Did you hear about the race between those two lions?

The second lion won by elimination. The first lion was a cheetah.

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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.

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