Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.