Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
A: Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary? Wrong.

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Duck walks up to the road. Looks both ways and starts to cross. Chicken standing near him says, "Dude, you will never hear the end of this."

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

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Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?
A: Nothing, they fast.

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Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You're to young to smoke.

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Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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