Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
A: De-hyde-rated!

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Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?

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Q: What do they drink in Karate class?
A: Whaaa Taaa

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Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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