Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Humphrey

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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Q: I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
A: Stay out of those places!

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Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because the peel.

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Q: Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.

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Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
A: I wanna get a head!

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
A: Slugs

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Road trip? Alpaca my bags.

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