Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!

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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!

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Q: How does the barber get to work early?
A: He know all shortcuts.

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Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: What'd the lamp say to the man?

A: Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.

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Q: Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells?
B: Because she out grew out of B-shells.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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