Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge

A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket

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Have you every heard of a music group called cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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Q: What do you call exploding underwear?
A: Fruit of the BOOM!

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Q: Which room do the skeletons hate the most?
A: The living room.

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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