Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did one plate say to the other plate
A: Dinners on me.

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?
A: The outlet mall.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A: A can't opener.

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So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I'll kill myself next year.

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Q: Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50 Cent.

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q: What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?
A: Ow, mitosis!

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Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!

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