I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!
Q: How does the barber get to work early?
A: He know all shortcuts.
Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.
What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
Q: What'd the lamp say to the man?
A: Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.
Q: Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells?
B: Because she out grew out of B-shells.
Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?