Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What do Disney characters ride on?
A: A Minnie Van!
Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.
Q: What is the last thing Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
A: Two test tickles.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.