Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yah
Yah Who?
Yahoo, lets Party!

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Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!

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Are you google? Becuase you have everything I'm searching for.

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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