Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle

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I've been thinking of you, owl night long.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin mobile!

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Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.

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Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.

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Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

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Q: What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?
A: Ow, mitosis!

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Q: Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
A: Because they are really good at it.

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