Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Humphrey

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Q: What do Disney characters ride on?
A: A Minnie Van!

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Q: What is the last thing Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
A: Two test tickles.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.

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Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A: A cat-tastrophe

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Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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