Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Where does a bee sit?
A: On its bee-hind.

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Q: What do Disney characters ride on?
A: A Minnie Van!

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Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you"?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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What would a bear be without bees? Ears.

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Q: What kind of photos to teeth take?
A: Toothpics!

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Q: What is E.T. short for?
A: Because he's got little legs!

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Q: What do you call a bathroom full of octopi?
A: Octupied.

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Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

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