Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?

His wife accused him of "cheating"!

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.

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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he was fond of his honey!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!

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