Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What do Disney characters ride on?
A: A Minnie Van!
Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you"?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What kind of photos to teeth take?
Q: What is E.T. short for?
A: Because he's got little legs!
Q: What do you call a bathroom full of octopi?
Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!