Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin mobile!
Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.
Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.
Q: What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?
A: Ow, mitosis!
Q: Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
A: Because they are really good at it.