Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How did the big mountain know the little mountain was fibbing?
A: Because it was only a bluff.

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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What would a bear be without bees? Ears.

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Q: What do you call a chicken coupe with more than two doors?
A: A chicken sedan!

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Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q: Why does waldo wear stripes?
A: Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".

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Q: What did they do with the cow that learned the whole Bible?
A: Put it out to Pastor!

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