Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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Q: Why do scientists like nitrates so much?
A: Because they're cheaper than day rates!

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Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”

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Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He ate his dinner before it was cool.

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Q: Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50 Cent.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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