Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Two men walked into a bar.

The third one ducked.

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: If you're American in your living room, then what are you in your bathroom?
A: European!

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Two music notes were fighting. One through a punch and the other one said "hey, I don't want to start any real treble!"

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