Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.

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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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