Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!

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Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.

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Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
A: He was too far out.

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, how much for a beer? The bartender replies, for you, no charge.

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Q: What side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: They were in a jam.

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