Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.
Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?