Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

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Two cows are standing in a field. on cow says "Mooooo". The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Wikileaks or kids: There's no Santa.

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Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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Q: What do you call a baby queen from England?
A: Lady Gaga!

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