Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: It was soda pressing!

Corniness: 

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

Corniness: 

Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a shrimp with breast implants?
A. One is a crusty bus station, while the other is a busty crustacean.

Corniness: 

What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes?
He burped 7-Up.

Corniness: 

Somebody said you sound like an owl. Who?

Corniness: 

Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt.
A: Runway inflation!

Corniness: 

I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.

Corniness: 

Pages