A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a shot of whiskey and a beer for the road."
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!