Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wa.
Wa who?
See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!

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Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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Q: What did one boob say to the other?
A: We are breast friends!

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea-weed

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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Q: Why did Genghis Khan cross the road?
A: Because he Khan!

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A: A cat-tastrophe

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