Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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Q: How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
A: It has buoys and gulls.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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Q: What did the boxer say the answer to 6+6 was?
A: A One-Two combination!

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What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary? Wrong.

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Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt.
A: Runway inflation!

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Wanna hear about my new cat? JUST KITTEN!

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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