Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wa.
Wa who?
See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!

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Q: What is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: No not blue fuzz, that would be stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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