Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
A: Slippers

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
A: Nevermind, it's too dirty.

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.

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Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A: A can't opener.

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Anything that doesn't matter, has no mass.

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Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.

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Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A Dell.

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Q: What is E.T. short for?
A: Because he's got little legs!

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