Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it really hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."

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Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

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What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.

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Q: What is the last thing Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
A: Two test tickles.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

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Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man

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