Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.

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Q: What do you call a cow with Tourette Syndrome?
A: Beef jerky.

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Q: Why did the worm go to the alphabet store?
A: He needed a pair of i's.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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Q: Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

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I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

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