Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Q: What did the boxer say the answer to 6+6 was?
A: A One-Two combination!
Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt.
A: Runway inflation!
Wanna hear about my new cat? JUST KITTEN!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.