Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

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I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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What do you call an anxious dinosaur? A nervous Rex.

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