A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it really hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What is the last thing Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
A: Two test tickles.
Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.
Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man