Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q: Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

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Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus

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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.

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Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
A: Nuttin!

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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Déjà MOO - The feeling you've heard this BULL before.

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Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
A: Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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