Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying “Bach-Bach-Bach!”

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yah
Yah Who?
Yahoo, lets Party!

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Q: What kind of horses go out after dark?
A: Nightmares.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

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Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

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Q: What do you call a mound of cats:
A: A meowtain.
You have got to be kitten me right meow!

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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What do you call an anxious dinosaur? A nervous Rex.

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