Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a baby queen from England?
A: Lady Gaga!

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Wanna hear about my new cat? JUST KITTEN!

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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!

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Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
A: Microwaves!

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Knock Knock
Who's There

Cows go...
Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He ate his dinner before it was cool.

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Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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