Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt.
A: Runway inflation!

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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!

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Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man

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A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that." The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Memphis". The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis."

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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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