A giraffe walks into a bar and goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender asks his customers, "what's that lyin' there?" The customers reply "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it really hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!
Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?