Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A: A cat-tastrophe

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What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary? Wrong.

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea-weed

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50 Cent.

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I need to find that skeleton. I've got a bone to pick with him.

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Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?
A: Mushrooms

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I gave my dead batteries away. Free of charge.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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