Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


A giraffe walks into a bar and goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender asks his customers, "what's that lyin' there?" The customers reply "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

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Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

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No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it really hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."

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Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

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Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
A: Dino-sore!

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Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
A: Prankenstein

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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