Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings?
A: It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

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Q: Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide

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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ... "Darn".
A bad skydiver goes "Darn" ... WHACK!

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Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
A: I wanna get a head!

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Q:What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus

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Q: Who is the king of stationery?
A: The ruler!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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