Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
A. Dogerpillars!

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Q: What kind of horses go out after dark?
A: Nightmares.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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A man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What do you call a cow with Tourette Syndrome?
A: Beef jerky.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Woo

Woo who?

Why are you so excited it's only a joke?

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him... A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Q: What's the difference between a Camaro and a freezer full of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Camaro in my garage.

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