Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Change is hard, have you ever tried to bend a coin?

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry it's only a joke.

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Q: Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
A: To lift his spirits!

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Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
A: Microwaves!

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