Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do they drink in Karate class?
A: Whaaa Taaa

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Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.

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Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
A: Dino-sore!

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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: What is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: No not blue fuzz, that would be stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella? In case it drizzles.

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Q: Who is the king of stationery?
A: The ruler!

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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: Why was the pencil in the toilet?
A: It was a #2

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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