Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

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Q: What kind of socks do pirates favor?
A: Arrrrrrrgyle!

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Q: What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

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Q: What'd the lamp say to the man?

A: Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.

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Q: On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
A: The outside.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wa.
Wa who?
See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!

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Are you google? Becuase you have everything I'm searching for.

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