Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: Because it is too far too walk.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

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Q: How do you flatten a ghost?
A: Use a spirit level.

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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

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Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.

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Q: Can a ninja throw a star?
A: Shur-he-can!

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Have you every heard of a music group called cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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