Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
A: He was a numbskull.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He ate his dinner before it was cool.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelaphant.
Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!
A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.