Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.

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Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A: The trombone.

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What would a bear be without bees? Ears.

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So a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says hey did you know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper said "You have a drink named George!"

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Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

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Q: What do you call a retired cowboy?
A: Deranged.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
A: Slugs

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