Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

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Q: Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
A: He was a numbskull.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

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Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He ate his dinner before it was cool.

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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelaphant.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

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Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!

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A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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