Random Corny Jokes

Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!


My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Q: Who is the king of stationery?
A: The ruler!

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I know a lady who has 500 cats. You've got to be kitten me.

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Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: Want a piece of me

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Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge

A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket

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Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Q: What would you call this country if everyone had a pink car?
A: A pink carnation!

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Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

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Wikileaks or kids: There's no Santa.

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