Random Corny Jokes
Corny jokes in no particular order. Please don't forget to share your corny jokes!
Q: Who is the king of stationery?
A: The ruler!
Q: What's white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge
A: What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree ?
A: A Fridge in a combat jacket
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
Q: What would you call this country if everyone had a pink car?
A: A pink carnation!
Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.