Animal Jokes

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Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.

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Q: Why don't people like goats?
A: Because they think they are the greatest of all time.

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Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed!

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!

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Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: Hoodini!

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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