Animal Jokes

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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Q: What do you call something that lives in the water and works fast?
A: E-FISH-ent

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