Animal Jokes

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.

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Q: What do you call something that lives in the water and works fast?
A: E-FISH-ent

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
A: Boo-Bees!

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