Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!
Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.
Q: What do you call something that lives in the water and works fast?
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.