Animal Jokes

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Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

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Did you hear about the crab that went to a disco? He pulled a mussel.

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A man took his date to a zoo. They were disappointed to find that it only contained one animal: a dog.
It was a shitzu.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry I am a little horse.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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