Animal Jokes

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Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?
A: Looking sharp!

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Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A: A cat-tastrophe

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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So a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says hey did you know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper said "You have a drink named George!"

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Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
A: Slugs

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A "Bull-Dozer"!

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Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.

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Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
A: Dino-sore!

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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!

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