Animal Jokes

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Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.

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Q: What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex after it gets beat up?
A: Dino-sore!

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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!

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Q: Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
A: Because he was using fowl language!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

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Q: Why did the worm go to the alphabet store?
A: He needed a pair of i's.

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Q: What do you call a mound of cats:
A: A meowtain.
You have got to be kitten me right meow!

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

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Q: What side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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