Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the worm go to the alphabet store?
A: He needed a pair of i's.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.