Animal Jokes

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Q: What does a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.

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What do you call an anxious dinosaur? A nervous Rex.

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Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?

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A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that." The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Memphis". The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis."

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What would a bear be without bees? Ears.

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Two cows are standing in a field. on cow says "Mooooo". The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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