Animal Jokes

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: Where do cows hang their paintings?
A: In the MOOseum.

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My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Q: What do you call a cat with no legs?
A: Dogfood.

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Somebody said you sound like an owl. Who?

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Q: Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
A: Because they are really good at it.

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Q: What do you call a bathroom full of octopi?
A: Octupied.

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Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: Because it is too far too walk.

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What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.

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Did you hear about the race between those two lions?

The second lion won by elimination. The first lion was a cheetah.

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