Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Q: Where do you find a legless turtle?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk?
A: A milk dud.
Q: Does the Trix bunny eat Trix?
A: Of course he does! Where do you think Cocoa Puffs come from?
Q: Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?
A: He was a laughing stock!
Q: What do you call a chicken coupe with more than two doors?
A: A chicken sedan!
Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.