Animal Jokes

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What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.

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Did you hear about the race between those two lions?

The second lion won by elimination. The first lion was a cheetah.

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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles.

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I know a lady who has 500 cats. You've got to be kitten me.

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Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: Where do you find a legless turtle?
A: Right where you left him.

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Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk?
A: A milk dud.

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Q: Does the Trix bunny eat Trix?
A: Of course he does! Where do you think Cocoa Puffs come from?

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Knock Knock
Who's There

Cows go...
Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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Q: Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?
A: He was a laughing stock!

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