Did you hear about the race between those two lions?
The second lion won by elimination. The first lion was a cheetah.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Q: Where do you find a legless turtle?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk?
A: A milk dud.
Q: Does the Trix bunny eat Trix?
A: Of course he does! Where do you think Cocoa Puffs come from?
Q: Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?
A: He was a laughing stock!